Why do vegetarians give good head?
A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Please can Jack Whitehall be our official UK entry for all awards ceremonies from now on?
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
Abbey seems to think so.
What do a woman and a bar have in common?
After anal lesbian pictures years of hosting the Brits, the posh comedian has shown he has the irreverence and the jokes to pull off this most difficult of gigs, writes Jan Moir.